I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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