I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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