Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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