I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
