it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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