I am puke
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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