I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize