woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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