u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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