then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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