We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The ass gains better be worth it
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