i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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