Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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