Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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