In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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