Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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