I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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