btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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