Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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