Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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