Pregnant stripper...not hot.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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