You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I've blown a few things in my day
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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