Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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