what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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