google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My pussy is not your playground.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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