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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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