Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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