Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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