i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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