SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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