Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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