Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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