I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
