You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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