the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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