he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
