butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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