I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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