sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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