Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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