The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
