So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
This is the high leading the old right now
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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