if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize