Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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