Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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