So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You dont lie about slip and slides
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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