I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
tell me about the eggs
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