Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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