Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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