Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I stole a fireplace last night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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