Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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