i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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