Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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