Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
plz talk dirty to me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Jerry, you need to find god
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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