Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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